Shaned

The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.

When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...

by The Zorf Hath Spoken September 23, 2010

Shanequa

a sexy young girl, usually an African American. The name means queen.

Yo that girl Shanequa is mad sexy.

by SexyLee92 January 12, 2007

Schanell

Schanell is the epitome of a strong unique talented black woman . She is as sweet as pie but will set you and your family on fire if u cross her . Naturally a loner with a keen sense for bullsh*t . Creative and loving .

I wish my girl was more of a Schanell .

by Yo mamas daughter January 7, 2017

Shaneglish

A distinct dialect comprised primarily of vernacular documented in the Urban Dictionary.

Once he begins speaking his native tongue, Shaneglish, only one person can interpret/understand what is meant ...

by Sheezy Beezy March 20, 2008

Shaned

Showing up at a friends house before asking to hang out.

"Hey, did you hear that Bailey got shaned?!"

by acetrauma June 9, 2015

Shabeef

n: a group of friends in which there just isn't any other word for

What are the Shabeef's doing tonight?

I dunno, probs just sitting in my basement in the dark.

by Shabeefer January 28, 2009

shaneequa

Black chick's name, usually Ray-Ray's ho'.

LaSean: Yo, Shaneequa?
Shaneequa: Wassup?
LaSean: Ray-ray says you gotta fat booty.
Shaneequa: Oh, hell no.

by The ebonics linguist January 13, 2014