secret delete

Placing a friend on "hide" in your facebook news feed. In essence not being able to read every little thing happening within their personal bubble.

Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.

Jim: Hey, Joe...did you read what that moron Dave posted as his Facebook status last night? Simply the dumbest thing I have ever read.

Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.

by Crimson X December 5, 2010

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Secret Bitch

When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.

Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")

"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."

by mbebs October 10, 2021

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Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

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Secret Corndog

When a man keeps his penis a secret so nobody will know he has a penis.

"Now, don't go telling anyone about that secret corndog!"

by Ur Especially Secret Corndog July 17, 2017

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Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.

Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.

by Binoc9 June 23, 2024

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