A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.
Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?
Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...
Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...
Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
by Tom Spear May 19, 2008
Get the Waffle Sandwichmug. An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.
"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
by D. Gould July 9, 2006
Get the veal sandwichmug. To drive somebody crazy. The phrase is often used when someone/something just completely makes you mad.
by Gypsy_Kitty99 March 25, 2009
Get the Banana Sandwichmug. 1: the method of cleaning the buttocks with a rusty screwdriver
2: a sandwich consisting of chicken and bread
3: the italian explorer, hired by spain, who discovered america in 1492
2: a sandwich consisting of chicken and bread
3: the italian explorer, hired by spain, who discovered america in 1492
good lord! this chicken sandwich feels absolutely delightful!
this chicken sandwich is delicious!
i hate this country
this chicken sandwich is delicious!
i hate this country
by d.a.n.v April 5, 2008
Get the chicken sandwichmug. by lil' puppet June 7, 2007
Get the dick sandwichmug. When two people are hugging and a third person comes up and hugs one of them from behind, pressing their crotch up against the person's ass, thus making an awkward sandwich.
"Hey Madi."
"Oh, hey, Kayla."
They hug each other. Hunter comes up and hugs Madi from behind and whispers, "Awkward Sandwich."
"Oh, hey, Kayla."
They hug each other. Hunter comes up and hugs Madi from behind and whispers, "Awkward Sandwich."
by chexxmix August 28, 2010
Get the awkward sandwichmug. by G Misk March 6, 2012
Get the Tongue Sandwichmug.