Simp

A total John. Someone who watches female streamers and donates to them.

Person 1: hey that guys such a simp

Person 2: You mean a John?

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

simp

basically whipped when a man will do anything for a girl and leave the boys behind

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he left the boys to take her home

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020

simp

when a man puts a girl above the boys/ lives by hoes before bros

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he dogged the boys and went with her

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020

Simp Sniper

A girl that easily identifies simpery and easily uses it to manipulate or toy with her target.

She's a real Simp Sniper, you saw how she sniped that simp from behind, he never had a chance.

by Stankisauras June 21, 2020

Simp

Someone who simps.

Max is a simp.

by Sjdjfsymonym June 23, 2020

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020