sweater kittens

breasts, where men look when they are talking to women

I want to pet her sweater kittens.
I can't wait to get my hands on Jocelyn's sweater kittens.

by Tone R. June 10, 2007

Sweater Puppies

small dogs in sweaters

"WOW those puppies look adorable in those sweaters!!! <3"

"yea those are some ADORABLE Sweater Puppies!"

by daedali October 22, 2016

sweater meat

Humongous fuckin titties.

dseeamn that bitch gots some nice sweater meat!

by chichi February 6, 2003

sweater pickles

Large breasts that pretrude through a woman's sweater, Warm and fuzzy like pillow's.

Check out Jessica's Sweater Pickles, they're glorious.

by sublimej311 September 11, 2005

Sweater Jockey

One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.

Kyle Kaufman is a dirty sweater jockey.

by Your Name36 January 11, 2007

no sweat off my dick

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

by d-wall March 4, 2009

Booty Sweat

When you or a person's booty becomes sweaty.

"Word up son i got some booty sweat."

"Man after playing that game, my pants are filled with booty sweat!"

by Osiris R January 9, 2009