The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.
Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."
by SketchyBodayegs July 26, 2009
A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.
I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.
by gurgleberg June 13, 2011
When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 21, 2020
The most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.
Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"
Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"
Ex: They got that sloppy dog last night and couldn't move after!
Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!
Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!
by NayNay Rozay June 20, 2011
by ktb.sammy November 09, 2019
by Arnold Schwarzenegro July 03, 2018
poop, menstruation, and jizz all combined on the chest of a lucky lady. A man shits, then a female menstruates, and the guy finishes off on the shitty menstruation. After, the guy and the lady who didn't get crapped on laugh at the woman on the ground with the sloppy casserole on her chest.
by PooperInvader May 22, 2009