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showerjack

v. when, in a college dormitory bathroom or other communal restroom facility, all of the shower stalls are occupied, and an individual who is short on time (or manners) strips off his clothes and runs into a random stall, gleefully yelling, "showerjack!" and forcing the former occupant out.

n. an instance of the above maneuver.
1) "Showerjack!!"
"Dude!? What the %^&* is wrong with you?"

2) "That was a nasty showerjack; I'm going to go soak his underwear in capsaicin."
by Greevey McSeamus October 17, 2008
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Salty Shower

The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.
I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.
by neomodus October 24, 2008
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Worst Shower Ever!!

Phrase used at band camp by the sole timpani player after having a bad shower experience.
Worst Shower Ever!!

First it was cold,

Then it was colder,

Then it was SCALDING!!
by Joaquina Six Pack January 10, 2009
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Boob Shower

When a girl with nice boobies sneezes down her blouse/dress/shirt on accident.
Sneezer: i just sneezed down my shirt
hello, boob shower!
by the_whistle_goes_woooo June 18, 2011
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venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'
Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.
by GReg April 27, 2014
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quick shower

This morning, I took a quick shower because I did not have enough time to make it on time to school
by hotlinebling December 24, 2015
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Golden shower

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!
by Little City Band September 26, 2018
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