by MMA Alex January 31, 2007
A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.
I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.
by gurgleberg June 13, 2011
When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 21, 2020
The most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.
Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"
Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"
Ex: They got that sloppy dog last night and couldn't move after!
Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!
Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!
by NayNay Rozay June 20, 2011
by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018
Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016
While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.
I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....
by Pirates booty April 06, 2017