sloppy jelloppy

A dirty, contaminated, or messed up vagina; a loose vagina. I vagina that's been worn out.

Don't mess with her! She got a sloppy jelloppy!

by JJT09 August 13, 2010

Sloppy legume

The act of eating beans out of your significant other's bootyhole

Tom: Bro I told Sharon I was hungry last night and she made me a sloppy legume
Jim: Yum

by Arnold Schwarzenegro July 3, 2018

Sloppy Gloppy

When a woman gives you the best damn time of your life with a bj. Although doing this will make you forever a White cracker. Now when doing this you will never have it again and you will lose your rizz with the following. Sluts, whores, 9-year-olds, Men, women, and newborn babies, Transgenders, and other 72 monkey genders, meaning you will never have sex again.

Wow That was the best Sloppy Gloppy of my life, Although 9 year olds will never fuck me up again 😭

by fartnigga487 April 18, 2023

sloppy casserole

poop, menstruation, and jizz all combined on the chest of a lucky lady. A man shits, then a female menstruates, and the guy finishes off on the shitty menstruation. After, the guy and the lady who didn't get crapped on laugh at the woman on the ground with the sloppy casserole on her chest.

HAHAHAHAHA that chick has sloppy casserole all over her! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

by PooperInvader May 21, 2009

Sloppy Grommit

The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.

Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."

by SketchyBodayegs July 25, 2009

Sloppy G

A weird bloke named Tom with the last letter of his last name starting with g

hey sloppy G was going on you nugget, its yo friend max

by Nubby Chugget June 8, 2018

sloppy hoe

A poor stripper with no friends and family she is left wet and ugly after rain and snow. You can mainly find them in downtown New York or at a really famous strip house.

"Yesterday I found this sloppy hoe in the streets she's fat and not sexy at all"

by Nerdy Gamer May 2, 2016