Slick Me Off

A more proper vernacular for telling someone to "suck you off", but also a more versatile method of using a derogatory term. Also used in telling someone off

"you can slick me off", "this guy was such a douche, we made him slick off"

by jmac37 January 6, 2012

the slipper

your mum will 360 no scope you with this shit, it will fly at you from all angles when you fuck up in any way, there Is also another attack for when your mum is close she will beat you over the head with the legendary slipper.

john got slapped by the slipper on monday

by yourdadleftthegame May 28, 2020

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

slim-jim-dimeAdozen

A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.

"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"

by Princess Peussie March 23, 2005

Kilt Slip

The concept of fisting a girl in their uniform or a scottish guy in their ass through their kilt, through their underwear, so that the kilt gets lodged into their bum-hole, and getting stuck up there.

"Dude! Did you see Hannah kilt slip that chick?!"

by Sexybunny49 February 25, 2009

Pussy Slime

When girls "climax" this is the result.

YO FRED! what do you do with that girl last night?
You left pussy slime on my bed!!

by sailore February 27, 2011

Dick Slip

Similar to "nip slip" a "dick slip" is when a man's penis slips through the hole in his boxers at an inappropriate time.

"Dude! Dick slip much?"

by Andksbskd December 21, 2013