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Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.
Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.
by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013
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Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
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Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*
by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018
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Dolphin shit

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing
Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.
by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018
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Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.
Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!
by Franchino May 24, 2017
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Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007
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Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
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