salad dodger

A person who is overweight.

Kelly Clarkston is a total salad dodger.

by muffon August 31, 2006

Salad Dodger

Someone who is overweight, rotund, obese, fat

See the person over there they look like a real salad dodger.

by David Paton May 27, 2007

Salad roasting

Anal sex without using lube

That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.

by WooLIII May 6, 2018

Salad Bag

The act of tea bagging a vegan.

Last night I had a ‘Salad Bag’ best I’ve had!

by Sam Bryant August 16, 2018

Salad Queen

A Gay Man who enjoys Anilingus, coming from the slang term "eating the salad", meaning Anilingus

A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun

by Jeffbridgesiscool May 1, 2022

Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

by e-rips January 5, 2004

toyota salad

When a drive is driving with his legs and a chick eats out his ass while using her feet to press the pedals.

The other night Mrs. Sackett gave Travis Penning a toyota salad.

by Lloyd's April 21, 2006