When said blonde girl has drank too much vodka and begins acting in an outlandish matter. A good sign of a preemptive russian is a girl excusing herself to the bathroom and returning with fresh, red lipstick on.
Symptoms may include (but not limited to): Red lipstick, fur coats/clothing, blonde hair, speaking in Russian tongue, unruly behavior, and excessive shots of vodka.
Symptoms may include (but not limited to): Red lipstick, fur coats/clothing, blonde hair, speaking in Russian tongue, unruly behavior, and excessive shots of vodka.
"Everything was cool up until she took those 5 shots of vodka back to back now she's totally gone russian."
"She said she was gonna go to the bathroom then 5 minutes later i turn around and there she was with that firey red lipstick... From that moment on I knew I was gonna have to play babysitter."
"She said she was gonna go to the bathroom then 5 minutes later i turn around and there she was with that firey red lipstick... From that moment on I knew I was gonna have to play babysitter."
by TheSavage2787 December 19, 2011
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A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(
by Lex Russian May 21, 2008
Get the Russian mug.In only 15 years after the horribly devastating nazi invasion with 27+ mln. perished and large part of its territory in ashes, Russia was the first nation in history of mankind to break through into space. Still the first in space today, even after decade of post-soviet chaos and poor management.
Not only that, Russia also helped greatly to improve American educational system by inspiring the infamous Sputnik crisis in early 60s. Yet NASA never really caught up, so now Russia generously gives them a ride. Why not.
Always feared and envied by the Western Cold War hawks and their poodles no matter what Russia does, because the West fears and envies everything they cannot swallow or control. Russia is repeatedly attacked and backstabbed only to patiently put offenders back in line and then spoon-feed them. Helped the French to discover their babysitting talents in 1812 and relieved Germans of their mental issues in 1945.
After each setback Russia emerges more powerful than before.
Not only that, Russia also helped greatly to improve American educational system by inspiring the infamous Sputnik crisis in early 60s. Yet NASA never really caught up, so now Russia generously gives them a ride. Why not.
Always feared and envied by the Western Cold War hawks and their poodles no matter what Russia does, because the West fears and envies everything they cannot swallow or control. Russia is repeatedly attacked and backstabbed only to patiently put offenders back in line and then spoon-feed them. Helped the French to discover their babysitting talents in 1812 and relieved Germans of their mental issues in 1945.
After each setback Russia emerges more powerful than before.
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Get the russia mug.While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)
Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
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Get the Russian Whirly-Bird mug.A tactical maneuver similar to "drop-shotting" or "swan/dolphin diving" it is when one sprints then jumps and dives from the jump into the prone position and then "sprays" or shoots their enemy/target. Russian Cat Diving works just as well to dodge. It proves very ineffective in most cases but can be good for getting out of a snipers sights. This tactical maneuver is similar to a "barrel roll" where you yell at your friend to do it to save them.
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Get the Russian Cat Dive mug.A Russian Waterfall is the situation when you gotta pee and your girl is peeing you just pee between her legs as she is sitting and peeing as well
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