When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
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Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.
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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.
That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.
That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.
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Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
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