Retarded

lowkey sometimes me. ngl

me to someone: im so fucking retarded fam

by subasseater February 7, 2024

Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

rewarded incompetence

When there is a task or job function that you consistently screw up so the organization assigns the task to someone else, this rewarding the incompetence with lower responsibility.

Jim was responsible for printing and applying the labels to the shipping boxes, but kept putting the wrong labels on, so it is now his supervisors responsibility. Thus Jim has received rewarded incompetence with lower responsibility.

by anonymous May 19, 2024

RetardedGayMan

A Retarded Gay Man
autistic
down sydnrome
anything sped that is gay and likes men

Jamarion: Look Jimbo The Autistic Man Is With his boyfriend

Jimbo: He is a very very RetardedGayMan

by retardslayer44 May 20, 2024

Retarded

Thyself that gets major pum pum.

"Wow, isn't that Brayden? 😳
That guy is retarded"

by BraydenThatGuyThatGetsIt May 25, 2024

Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024

Retarded

Retarded is a common word used among goobers. The word usually refers to being goobified.

For example, "Zen has been retarded lately" or "Kenji won't stop talking about tassive mits! I think he is retarded."

by monthreview March 14, 2024