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piece rating

An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.
Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.
by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006
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Beast-Raping

sarah is a complete beast-raping, it looks like someone lit her face on fire and then tried to put it out with a bag of nails.
by Mike Clark February 13, 2006
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1-10 female rating scale

The way men use to rate women on sexiness. Usually is based on the woman's tits or ass.
Abv. 1-10
"Man that B is high on the 1-10 female rating scale"
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raming

The process of swimming through a cloudy patch in open water that happens to be ejaculate.
"Dude, Steven went swimming in the bay the other day and realized he was raming in a humpback whale's jizz."
by thedominanttooth October 22, 2008
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Raging Cajun

A ragin cajun is when you and your partner eat loads of gumbo and or shrimp creol or anything else from the bayou (perhaps on a nice dinner), then have a projectile shit fest all over each other and then sop it up with bread slices and eat it like a snack
baby, ready set aim, sssssssssshhhhhhhhpppppppppllllat, hey give me the bread.

Office:

Jim: how was the date last night
Cajun Man: Oh it was great Sonya and I gave each other a raging cajun, you should see my fucking drycleaners face
by Chuck toof July 24, 2008
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Raoing

Verb. Looking to get hammered sexually or masterbate because her boyfriend is incompetent.
She started Raoing one off because she was unsatisfied sexually.
by quez September 16, 2003
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Raging-Aliza-Bomb

When you fart in a car, turn up the heat to maximum capacity and then lock a person in the car by themself. The Person will defintley wake up stinky and smelly and sweaty, and that's what they get for falling asleep while someone else drives.
Yo, He's sleeping in the car, Turn up the heat to give him a raging-aliza-bomb!
by Gomez2 September 25, 2005
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