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Purple Cannon

The condition of your dick as a result of fucking Barney, the purple dinosaur, nonstop for over 50min. Your sperm, and in fact, whole dick, is purple.
I fucked Barney last night for a while, and I have a Purple Cannon.
by GreenSpoon October 23, 2009
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purple onion

the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).
That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.
by Andy7 August 20, 2007
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purple haze

Purple Haze is EXTINCT. The seed company that produced it went down in the 50's or 60's i cant remember which. However there are other strains of purple weed, just not haze. If you dont beleive me try to find one seed company that produces or sells "purple haze" seeds. You wont be able to but you will find seeds called purple power, purple formula, purple kush, etc. These are some purple strains that exist, but there is no purple haze.
guy1: I got some purple haze
guy2: No, its probaly purple cush. Purple haze is extinct, but whatever, who cares what its called any purple strain is dank.
guy1: Yeah, Lets go smoke a bowl or two.
by Chrisde420 June 11, 2006
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purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.
Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014
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purple trainers

damn, he got them ghetto ass purple trainers
by y\n April 7, 2021
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Purple Jawn

A prize won by justin for alexis at the n.c. carnival on august 3rd 2011 and is to be kept forever:)
Damn nigga, did you see dat purple jawn?
by klasey August 4, 2011
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Sexy Purple

A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.
Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.
by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015
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