pudding

The best dessert when you have crippling depression.

Are you depressed, eat pudding.

by Senhor Banhanha December 26, 2016

pudding skin

The loose hanging lips of the vagina. Just another term for wizard sleeves and roast beef.

Man... I went down on this broad the other day. And her pussy was all hanging like some pudding skin.

by Dungeon Homer December 28, 2016

Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

thunder pudding

The act of taking a healthy shit.

Well I've just finished eating and I can feel the thunder pudding coming.

by Whostha February 1, 2017

rice pudding

When something exiting happens and it makes your body contract in diffrent places and say:iiiii

Iva! He texted me! I m feeling so rice pudding!

by Neverbeu December 6, 2019

Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019