protein car

A car made out of protein powder and gatorade that works.

I drove my protein car to the gym

by IsaacWhysic May 25, 2023

protluck

A (typically nasty) potluck hosted by a Protestant church. Mostly used derogatorily by former Protestants.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the awful protlucks that West Bend Cburch of Christ did every Sunday night?
Guy 2: Don’t remind me! It’s taken years for me to get the taste of Mrs. Harris’s carrot-cheddar-jello salad out of my mouth!
Guy 1: Dude, I’m so glad we converted to Orthodoxy!

by RapscallionRobby June 26, 2023

protagonistic

someone who is nice and doesn't exhibit any sign of hostility toward anyone.

Wow, these guys are very protagonistic for standing up to those guys.

by legendaryman July 27, 2023

Pint Protector

Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.

I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.

by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009

The Protein Hunt

The desperate search by body-builders and athletes for any source of protein after an intense work-out. Obsessed with ensuring they consume a substantial amount of protein within the half-hour "window" after their work-out, body-builders and athletes scourge the surrounding neighborhood/kitchen/city for sources of protein. The Protein Hunt often ends in frantic consumption of a burger, a glass of milk, several eggs, or something similar.

Jimbo: "Yo man, you want to come over and play some video games?"
Mike: "Nah dude I can't, I just maxed out at the gym and now I'm on the Protein Hunt. But while I've got you on the phone, do you know any good places to grab a burger around here?"

by Jimbobwe93 November 5, 2009

whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011

Snot protest

A protest where thousands of guys get together at a place they are protesting and all of them blow and spit snot everywhere and after the protest the owner has to clean up all the snot.

Lets have a snot protest.

by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011