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poser

1.Someone who tries to be popular by looking or acting like someone else. Sometimes, NOOBS are also called posers when they act like other people in the group without a hint of autheniticy. Happens in most common style groups like Goth, Punk, Wigger (Chav), and most infamously, Prep and Pop culture.

2. A character, show, or actor that doesn't have a clue of being individually styled.
Johnny is still a poser to the prep kids after he tried to wear the same brands as every one else.

Hot Topic was one of the most feared poser-stores to both true Punks and Goths alike.
by Sasquatch_Rebel April 30, 2008
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poser

A poser is someone who poses for something. Trying to be something they're really not. They want to be it so bad (wannabe), but unfortunately they don't do it naturally. People can see right through posers. Usually posers are a midway of things because posers are always "half-in" than full.
The Pussycatdolls are posers. They are a group of six or seven talentless girls who can't sing or dance for their live. They wear tacky, slutty, clothing and hope that their skimpy clothes make up for their lack of talent. I still don't know if they are trying to be showgirls, prostitutes, or dirty broadway singers.
by just another Teenager December 9, 2008
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poser

One who ends his/her emails with:

"Sent from my iPhone"
Hey man!

How've you been? Hope to see you soon!

Bob

Sent from my iPhone (I'M A POSER!!!)
by Santosh Chaterjee July 22, 2009
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Proper Hello

A 'Proper Hello' is greeting one or more persons with either an over-the-top sexual act. A simple quickie works too...
After longing for his loins for several weeks, she greeted him with a proper hello.
by schmegma77 April 14, 2010
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Property Porn

The process of looking at someone else's pimped out house or property listed for sale, that you have no chance of ever being able to afford
Wooo shit! Scope that crib, this is like watching Property Porn.
by catastrophic82 August 4, 2010
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pussy poser

When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.
Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.
by sage thunder April 12, 2010
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harry poser

people who act like they know the series of Harry Potter to be cool when in reality it takes them forever to read each book.
WHAT A HARRY POSER! She doesnt even know what she's talking about.

You're only on Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? What a Harry Poser..she's got a long way to go before becoming a Harry Potthead.
by Harry Potthead Chanaynay July 13, 2010
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