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Pre`tends

Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.
" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'

"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"
by Dana C aka the spiritual Giant December 21, 2011
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pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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pre-run

a derogatory term for marijuana it its natural plant phase before making extracts. pre-run is less desirable to some people because of the impurity of the product. the extracts made from it are stronger and contain zero plant material. term most commonly used by weed snobs.
billy- "got wax?"
carlito- "naw ... got some fire budz tho.. "
billy- "chill fam... you know i dont fuck with that pre-run.."
by dats4lyfe April 3, 2016
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Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
by droopscrotty December 30, 2016
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Pre-Christian

Relating to a time before Christ or the advent of Christianity.
Wicca is a pre-Christian religion.
by GamerOtaku February 8, 2017
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Pre'd

1. English slang for cumming, or cumming prematurely.
"Dude, I was watching this video and I Pre'd in my pants."
"Wicked bro!"
by RCB Member September 2, 2018
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pre-thunk

Thoughts that you are wise enough to formulate before they are needed.
The reason I can respond to your inane bullshit with a coherent argument expressed succinctly and delivered in but six seconds is because I have pre-thunk thoughts and you are a parrot parroting the parrots on Fox News.
by Len Bakerloo March 15, 2019
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