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Stealthy Poker

The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.
I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....
by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013
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A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"
A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2013
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workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.
1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."
by kid ak August 23, 2014
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Brain poker

Someone who likes to pick other peoples brains for knowledge.
Brian is such a sexy brain poker, i wish he would come over here and poke my brain.
by Dazelowkey April 16, 2017
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Skate Poser

Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.
He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser
by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017
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script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people
On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush
by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018
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Car Poser

when two faggots make sexy time in the back of there Dads Prius
Me and Kevin did a car poser last night
by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019
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