Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

potato music

Potato Music is any music that’s quality isn’t studio professional. This can include music ranging from songs recorded on your phone, to songs recorded in a mediocre home studio that’s just a few tweaks away from being perfect.

Have you ever heard any of XXXtentacion’s early songs? It’s potato music.

Pistanthrophobia is potato music.

by RickRated June 11, 2018

Bra-Potato

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)

Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.

by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

Potato party

When you get the right kind of fucked up at a great party and have a great night

Today was a potato party unlike last weekend without llamas

by Jeef2998 June 11, 2018

Pot Potato

A person who smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Weed Whale

"Yeah man, there was this fat chick who sold weed to all the kids in my school, a real Pot Potato."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017