Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.

John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.

by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012

pork-a-lork

To pen a meat sock.

I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night.

by sockalock October 4, 2008

Flipping the pork

An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.

"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"

"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."

by atrum October 7, 2013

Pineapple Pork Stick

When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.

What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick

by Casey O'Neil April 1, 2021

Pork Roll

Microwaved Taylor ham

Get your breakfast sandwich above the Driscoll, they microwave their Taylor ham down there. You'll know you've driven too far south if pork roll is on the menu.

by xNJDevilx February 5, 2024

South Pork

A term used as a substitute for anal sex.

"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"

"Anyone want some south pork?"

by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022

National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.

Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.

by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023