Smile Penis

The penis inside of your penis that you use to have sexual intercourse with insects.

My smile penis is very small.

by Dymyntyd October 9, 2008

Paris Hilton

An attention seeking, maneating racist who only cares about hair extensions, fake nails, Dolce & Gabbanna and men. Her hair is platinum and her skin is more orange than an oompa loompas. Her fame was acquired only by the family name (Hilton) and shagging various men whilst taping these encounters, therefore making money from shagging around. And she actually gets IDOLISED for behaving like a complete fucktard.

Hannah F: ORMIGOD!!! ITS PARIS HILTON OMEGASH SO AWSUM!!!!

Me: 0.o She's even more fake than the plastics in Mean Girls.

by RubyMaye February 10, 2009

Paris Hilton

Ugly fucking skank who thinks she's the queen of society, when she is really at the bottom of the chain. Paris Hilton is an ugly ass whore, never become like her.

OMG YOUR SUCH A BITCH! I mean Paris Hilton.

by therealbabyV September 24, 2007

italian Penis

definitely the king of all penises

Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.

by an irish guy September 13, 2004

Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

by teenybeeny December 9, 2008

paris hilton

an embarrassment to every girl named paris. can be summed up in 2 words QUEEN CUNT!

A:hey look, its paris hilton
B:we should totally go over there and kick her ass
B:yeah, C'mon

by paris243545678687453 August 27, 2006

paris hilton

Putrid
Arrogant
Repulsive
Ignorant
Slut

Harlot
Idiot
Lush
Tramp
Overrated
Nasty

Paris Hilton in a nutshell

by Zeebo the Barber November 9, 2006