fart pee

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

by bobby winchester May 31, 2016

Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018

pee catcher

hair on a girls vagina that catches the pee pee

She has a pee catcher!

by Zackzackattack April 22, 2008

pee cat

A useless cat, usually of "special" intelligence, that suddenly and permanently decides to urinate only on carpets, furniture and clothing rather than using the cat box. Such cats are banished for life to basements, garages and pet shelters.

That goddamn pee cat is pissing all over the place! Get rid of it!!

by twynk May 10, 2008

happy pee

When a man cums from his penis.

I am about to "happy pee" on your face.

by 7even January 28, 2008

Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song

♫Poo poo and pee pee...♫

♫Shit and piss...♫

♫feces and urine...♫

Yeah!! Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song!!!

by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011

pee juice

extra urine that has not been wiped or drizzled in the toilet

I thought I wiped myself, but but there was a little "pee juice" running down my leg.

by MissDivaBabii February 3, 2010