Hello Panda

Hello Panda is just this like, japanese cookie thing. It's got cream and stuff inside. It's like Pocky, except less overrated and less familiar to weaboos.

When you bite into it, the sticky creamy white stuff fills your mouth.

See what I did there?

"...Oh cool, I just bought some Hello Panda. Good for me. :D"

Hello Panda by LOLWUT LOLWUT LOLWUT June 7, 2009

gothic panda 

The Gothic Panda is when two guys gang up on one girl and one anally fucks her while the other dick slaps her in the nose turning her nose black like a panda.
How Cute.

Gangbanga123:Hey I'm so fucking horny dude!!!!! ugh.
NigaPLZ69:I know we should hella "Gothic panda" that chick, she'd look good with a bruised nose.

gothic panda by Sean' n Foss January 11, 2008

Semi Panda

A panda that is of the semi tribe. Often one of the coolest animals in the world. They can be seen munching on bamboo from one of many bamboo farm locations. There activities included: munching, eating, chillin, bamboo. See also McDonalds number five, extra crispy.

Person 1: Yo dude check out that semi panda!

Person 2: Where?

Person 1: Over there eating that bamboo and acting hella cool!

Semi Panda by Semi panda July 11, 2010

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib 

The official gamer tag of KMN Nazmus Haqib. CEO of Panda Fighting Club.

Guy 1 - "this alpha panda haqib shakib guy is throwing such lame jokes around."
Guy 2 - "I know right, how does he even get patta?"

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Red Panda

A cute fluffy animal who’s extremely playful and somewhat human like.. Also something girls look like when they put their hair behind their ears and look up.

Ayo Shenelle look like a red panda in this photo.

Red Panda by UhhhN February 2, 2022

awkward lesser panda 

One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.

One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.

I thought.. hhahaha.. I was more of a awkward lesser panda.. haha

awkward lesser panda by UPenn Law October 23, 2011

water panda 

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

water panda by clawz January 26, 2006