Mary “Merry” Palm

The palm used to do a hand job.

Well, my girlfriend isn’t coming over, so I guess I’ll have to meet up with Mary “Merry” Palm instead.

by LilTx February 1, 2019

palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.

When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."

by mike87111 April 19, 2010

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

palmann

pda like hardware containing extensive details on self abuse

where's my palmann gone ? Baywatch is on in five minutes

by Sportbilly September 11, 2004

Palm Tool

A PDA or Blackberry Device

My palm tool has all the numbers I need.

by Matt Aiken February 27, 2008

Palm-tini

A hand job given while under the influence of alcohol.

Karen had 5 Martinis and ended up giving Kevin Palm-tinis.

by Gurlie214 March 27, 2009

Palmersheimed

v. ruining a funny situation with a remark that ruins the funnyness

when person A B C and D are laughing and telling jokes about something, person P Palmersheimed it by making a remark usually not pertaining to the subject, and makes the situation no longer funny.

by IOWA_HAWKS_FAN March 3, 2011