A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.
by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024
Get the Orgasm-O-Maticmug. by bigdickgirl March 24, 2019
Get the orgasmmug. Male orgasm is like an anti climax, disappointing and mild. Sometimes I question if the male orgasm exists. The male orgasm is still up to debate since it’s so anti climactic.
by Gordon is here hahahahha October 29, 2022
Get the Male orgasmmug. A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.
person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk
by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020
Get the orgasmic seizuremug. An orgasm is a meal.
The meal is a curry but it contains human meat.
It doesn't matter what the other ingredients in the curry is as long as it contains human meat it's an orgasm.
The meal is a curry but it contains human meat.
It doesn't matter what the other ingredients in the curry is as long as it contains human meat it's an orgasm.
by ILovePlants<3 October 4, 2023
Get the Orgasmmug. A high-stakes, spiritually synchronized mutual masturbation ritual in which two lovers attempt to outlast, out-edge, and out-hypnotize each other with escalating arousal — without climaxing first.
Bro I walked in on Kyle and Raven playing Orgasm Chicken on a Tuesday afternoon — candles lit, eye contact unbroken, both moaning like tantric warlocks — and I swear to God, the air was vibrating with psionic tension. Raven won. Kyle hasn’t been the same since.
by realtimecrease September 10, 2025
Get the Orgasm Chickenmug. The female orgasm is superior to the male orgasm. The female orgasm is more intense, lasts longer and feels way better than the boring, mild and short male orgasm. The female orgasm is so pleasurable from stimulating, stroking and rubbing the pussy.
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
Get the Female orgasmmug.