punched onion

An anus that has been fornicated

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."

by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018

Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

by 0n10n October 27, 2023

onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.

wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!

by killherwithtea January 4, 2023

Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.

I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.

by B Rabbit 39 June 19, 2025

Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 20, 2016

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022

Onionment

To apply ointment and become one with the onion

I'm very akin to onionment along with my fellow onion brethren.

by onionmenthol September 16, 2025