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FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
mugGet the FLAT CHATmug.

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.
My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.
by JC 24 me January 6, 2017
mugGet the Shat Chatmug.

chat

"Yo chat is this real?"
"Chat is this W or L execution?"
"Yo chat, find this mans IP address."
by obamauncleson February 7, 2024
mugGet the chatmug.

Kicky Chat

The Kcky Chat where we come together to chill, talk about anything (mostly about wanting to fuck girls in this GC) and also kicky in the GC also that’s why it’s named kicky chat.
juicybignutjr: Bro you wanna talk in Kicky Chat tonight
max.machum: A Yoda profile picture, I have.
ohhpea: *sends pics of traps and titties*
by nigganatorrrrr June 4, 2019
mugGet the Kicky Chatmug.

shitty chat

The act of talking shit or gossiping in a public setting without remorse or dignity
Don’t be shitty chatting my momma like that! Take that shitty chat home with you!
by Darah Ballander December 22, 2017
mugGet the shitty chatmug.

Chat Lock-In

A chat lock-in is a situation where a person locks you into a one-way conversation where they proceed to tell you every detail of whatever comes to their mind without letting you add to the conversation or politely end the conversation.

Once in a chat lock-in it is very difficult to end the conversation and you must find or invent new and enhanced methods to escape this lock-in.

Get away. Get away as fast as you can.
Person one: Huwww boy, what a day.

Person two: Really, what makes you say that?

<commence chat lock-in>

Person one: <Proceeds to talk endlessly about subjects which are vaguely related to your original question>
by Cogarius October 13, 2014
mugGet the Chat Lock-Inmug.

Blackmail chat

A chat that consists of mutual friends of a person for use as blackmail by posting incriminating information about a person
Bro I was in a blackmail chat of a random person I played cod with
by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 14, 2024
mugGet the Blackmail chatmug.

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