Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

hater on the front lines

Someone who’s hating on anyone they’re close too whether it’s a close friend or their family.

Man why you always being a hater on the front lines!

by Jflex August 18, 2023

FNB (Front and Back)

When giving or receiving oral sex in the front (pussy) and back (ass)

FNB (Front and Back)
Girl please let me have a taste of that FNB!

by Mistress Dru September 17, 2017

front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015

cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

Front butt

The lower part of your pelvic area.

Riot if you don't stop I'm going to kick you in the front butt!

by Zebra1919 February 18, 2020

Front-stabber

Someone who tells you the truth to your face, instead of talking smack about you behind your back. It could be a friend who loves you, or a jerk who hates you. Chances are, it’s not your mom.

She was a true front-stabber, meaning she didn’t mind spilling the truth, face to face, and then, she twisted that knife just a little.

by Undo_Save? April 4, 2021