Spicy Nipples

The modern day RT. Hard nipples due to a variety of causes: low temperature, sexual arousal, been purple nerped recently, etc.
"Damn, it's so cold in here I'm sporting some spicy nipples."
by Positive Control August 23, 2019
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Nipple Curds

When a pregnant woman lactates breast milk and it cultivates the correct cultures to produce a cheese like substance.
Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - " Damn, I was thinking about aborting this baby, I was just doing it for the nipple curds."

Tim - "Save some for me Rashawn Andrew - Grant Hallaway - Wentsworth, let me make a grilled cheese before you stifle God's plans!"

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - "You rascal!"
by Buttfunkexpress May 05, 2019
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Nipple curds

Those juicy curds which form upon the nipple when one breastfeeds uncautiously. The curds taste of chunky sour onion goo & old buttermilk.
Mama lemme lick them tasty nipple curds yummy yummy yummy, tasty curds in my tummy.
by Pancakeboi September 27, 2018
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Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 07, 2022
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Nipple inertia

A made up term that has no meaning. Disregard first definition.
No you may not check my boobs for nipple inertia.
by Not Tao's wife. May 17, 2010
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Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face
"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"
by kinglish October 19, 2018
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