ninja skills
ninja skills by Lpokie November 6, 2003
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ninja splatter
Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
ninja splatter by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008
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Ninja Box
The act of waiting outside someones parked car to see if they leave their car open. If they do you run in after they leave, then you hot box there car. When they come back they'll think ninjas did it.
:Ay yo you here about those kids that ninja boxed my car?
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
Ninja Box by MR.Burns7530 June 30, 2011
Ninja Salmon
A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.
Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.
Ninja Salmon by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012