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Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.
Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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Kidaki Mushroom

Kidaki Mushroom is a versatile slang term used to express a range of emotions, including confusion, frustration, or overwhelming excitement. The meaning of the word depends on the context of the situation, allowing it to adapt to various emotions and scenarios.
Confusion: "I asked her about the party, and she gave me this Kidaki Mushroom look like she had no idea what I was talking about."

Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"

Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"
by SlangSculptor December 17, 2023
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Very Mushroom Disease

A disease that causes you to hate fries, hate video games mods, and start doxing people over Minecraft servers. It can not be cured.
Person 1: What do you think about fries?
Person 2: FUCK FRIES
Person 1: oh no you have Very Mushroom Disease don't you?
by InfinityPower January 12, 2024
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floating mushrooms

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.
by Fep October 14, 2023
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shitocki mushrooms

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.
by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023
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Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
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Minge mushrooms

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
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