Mullen'd

When a male is performing anal sex on a female, he pulls his penis out, wipes it against the females forehead and yells: THAT'S A HOOT!!

Bill totally Mullen'd Jan last night.

by T. House April 16, 2009

mallet

a mallet is another name for a penis

you have a small mallet

by mick.wheelz October 28, 2005

mullered

To be absolutely off your face on drink and drugs, derived from the Yoghurt manufacturer Muller, after people (mostly gimps) used to go round sayin Creamed, Creamed turned to Mullered

" I was fackin mullered on friday night in the club, I was so facked that I started usin cockney words like Mullered "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

Mallet

Mallet = E

Going to go get a few Mallets

by Spleen November 18, 2003

Mallet

A drug binge

I was on a mallet last night

by Wesleigh P Flynn November 14, 2003

Cock mullett

When you shave your junk, short up top long on the balls.

Boy one: touch my cock Mullett
Boy 2: I love me a cock mullett.

by Cockmonkey2 September 16, 2011

Millet

a word that oreos call their mother...must be very carful with this word, when said on the phone millet may hang up.

"GRAND MILLET!" "i'm sorry i think you have the wrong number...."

by millet lover April 10, 2010