When you get an old guy (preferably my g-pa) throw him on the ground and have him take a dump upwards like a train moving at high speed, and as the shit is coming upwards grab a condom and shove it over that then ram it in your ass like a monorail train thing.
SIDE NOTE: Lube might be helpful.
SIDE NOTE: Lube might be helpful.
So last Christmas instead of giving grandpa the train set he's always been dreaming for, we performed a nice long monorail instead!
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so much drama and stupid sluts.
guys arent hot
teachers are losers
food sucks
fun times!
dont worry little 6th graders it will all be over in 2 years
stay strong frosh!
dont order the little hot pizza things they are nasty
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Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
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a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
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a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
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