Morning Glory

Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.

This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.

Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.

Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.

by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011

Sunday Morning

Any morning when one finds themselves coming down from a trip.

This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".

This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.

See also
psychedelic hangover

Angie is falling asleep during first period on a Monday
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."

by TheArchitect'sWordAdder March 28, 2009

Good Morning Post

A common thing that inner-city black people post on facebook every morning, some trashy white people also. It gets quite annoying and is really pointless.

Example 1 : Good morning post ( LMS

Example 2: lms : Good Morning Post .

Example 3: GoodMorning post wit a ♥...LMS
Exp: 12:00

by onehundredandonedalmtions January 2, 2012

Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen

Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"

by Joseph Mack Miranda February 13, 2009

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004