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The Morning Birds

A malady in which one involuntarily remembers images and snippets of conversation from the previous night's activities.
ie, The egg slipped off his fork, as he remembered how the tall girl had rolled her eyes at him outside the bar the night before. In addition to a throbbing headache, John had woken up with a vicious case of the morning birds.
by Chrissisyphus December 27, 2008
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The Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is to not know the meaning of life. As simple and bland as that may be that is the answer. Whether that means you make your own meaning from there or that it can have a different meaning ( an absolute one, to you, or others) is another question in itself which falls UNDER life's meaning...which is not to know a meaning.

So you have an answer and a question (which can't be answered) simultaneously: We cannot know the meaning of life and in regards to that, does it still have a specific meaning or meaning of some kind that we cannot know?

So in essence, the question we want to know should be "why can't we know?" and there are too many questions and contradictions that would come from any reasoning concluded or the actual meaning is beyond our comprehension.

It is not that we all need to be in agreement for the meaning of life to hold true. It is that if that meaning truely is fact it would have to hold true to every person. For this to occur, all would have to be right, some would have to be right, and none would have to be right all at one time.

It is only in not knowing a finite absolute answer that any meaning can really hold true.
For someone to be proven right....that would mean someone would have to be proven wrong.

For someone to be proven wrong, there must be someone (or something/s) to possess the knowledge to know something to be correct.

Because we cannot attain the knowledge to prove someone right or wrong...all possibilities must exist in this present state...which is time continuing. All meanings must exist, some, one, and none.

Only through no one having knowledge of the meaning of life are all these things possible at the same time.
by AutumnOwl November 3, 2012
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šŸŖšŸ’¦šŸ„µ meaning

It means your pussy it wet and your moaning
Girl: Babe šŸŖšŸ’¦šŸ„µ meaning I’m horny
Boy: ight I’m coming over

Girl: 🤭
by Nibbaplays January 26, 2020
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The Meaning Of Life

is finding ones pathway to peace within.
by blackchevy218 June 19, 2003
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Morning Dew

The female's "morning wood"; waking up aroused (female).
(Waking up with her climbing on top of you): "some sweet morning dew that needs to be taken care of, I see."
by ElSenorDuke August 29, 2014
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morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
by Tristana December 13, 2012
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Christmas Morning

Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.
Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.
by K & K October 16, 2004
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