mickey mouse

all the good stuff owner of Disney and I get all the chicks including daisy

HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by MIckey Mouse August 5, 2022

Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad

by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Mickey D’s

Slang for McDonald’s

Mickey D’s = mcdonalds

“Yo let’s go to Mickey d’s cause I’m hella hungry”

Mickey D’s has the best fries

by Wellohello7457 September 1, 2022

Milker

When someone drink so much milk it transfers to the penis creating a boner
The calcium in the milk makes it special

"is something in your pocket or is that a milker"
"i had a giant milker in class yesterday"

by xX_milk_slaayer_6969_Xx September 16, 2022

Mickebyxor

Värmeshorts som man kan sätta på utanpå alternativt innanför byxor för att värma lår och stuss. Mickebyxor har dragkedja på vardera sida så att de kan sättas på och dras av som en blöja.

Sonen frös på fjället så han satte på sig sina Mickebyxor.

Polarn var på tysk technoklubb i Mickebyxor och chaps. När han drog av Mickebyxor a som en erfaren medlem av Chippendale så gick ett sus genom besökarna.

by No gmilf for me September 17, 2022

Mickens

A big dick distro daddy with no remorse to Blue’s anus

“OMG, he such a (Mickens). I’d eat that butt.”

by JehovahsThickness September 23, 2022