tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

Boner Machine

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015

University of Michigan

The school that owns that other school down south. Not worthy of mention here.

Michigan > That other school.

by ReelDeel February 14, 2005

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009

Michigan

Beautiful lakes, and beaches. Nice warm summers, and winters with alot of snow. There are a lot of poor people and a LOT of rich people. The middle class is disapearing in michigan. Michigan is a great place to live if you have money. There are many great colleges in this state. Michigan has a superior level of education. This state also has great weed.

I love living im Michigan because of the perfict summers and the winters are ok for a little while but when i get sick of the snow i just fly to Florida and stay at my condo.

by Andyman395 October 18, 2008

michiganize

To adapt software, systems, or processes to the University of Michigan way by stripping out key functionality, devolving the user interface, and adding maize and blue colors.

To prioritize form over functionality.

To reinforce institutional values of tradition, stubbornness, and elitism.

That app is way too powerful and easy to use. Let's michiganize it.

So what if hundreds of other organizations use this thing straight out of the box with great success? Michigan is special. Michiganize it!

We're not buying this phenomenal thing unless we can michiganize it.

by Frizzlebiscuit October 10, 2010

michille

A very loyal friend. She will support and stick up for you no matter what. She listens and tries to help however she can. A very good friend you should want to have.

Michille is so cool!

by DefenitlyNotTimmy November 25, 2017