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Mexican love puff 

When you cum so hard that you fart.
"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."
Mexican love puff by chubnubby March 18, 2014

mexican tour bus 

1. A garbage truck
2. A vehicle that takes away your trash.
<insert name> go take out the trash before the Mexican tour bus gets here.
mexican tour bus by Nj0071 May 26, 2014

Mexican Slinky 

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure
Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.
Mexican Slinky by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014

Mexican wind tunnel 

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.
"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

mexican mouthful 

When a man of Mexican ethnicity shoves his whole dick into your mouth and cums
I got a Mexican mouthful at the airport yesterday.

mexican whore bath 

Washing one's armpits and especially genital areas using a sink or toilet water.
Samantha didn't have time to shower before her date so she took a Mexican whore bath