magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

by joesc September 7, 2013

Maguette

she is nice and pretty ilu

Maguette is amazing

by YuRt SiStEe August 6, 2019

Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008

Virgin Magnet

The ability of absorbing virgins for dating, and after a while learning that the person does not like to lose her(sometimes his) virginity before getting married.

dude 1: hey, did you finally do it with her last night?

dude 2: don't you know I'm a virgin magnet?! She said she's virgin, and won't lose it any soon.

by plutopluto March 27, 2010

spit magic

To really flirt or hit on a girl

Peyton is spitting magic at Hannah

David go spit magic at Mercedes

Zach spit his magic all over Vania like a wizard

by Papa Pimp Mcnasty December 26, 2010

Harry Magdalene

the act of rubbing a woman's feet with one's beard.

*This is not to be confused with the male-on-male version, the "Dirty Harry Magdalene."

Josh told me that Sarah had cute feet so he gave her a Harry Magdalene.

by Joshua Longsack December 24, 2013