liberals

1."any" politician

2.Donkey raping shit eaters like all politicians.

3.fuck off ya donkey raping shit eaters

how would YOU like to suck my balls Mr.Garrison?

by 3ric "fvcking" C4rtm4n January 20, 2005

liberal

In a nutshell, the belief that the world is more important than any one nation, that individuals are more important than any group, and that it is the duty of those with much to give to those who have little. See also what every UD editor is.

In a non-political context, liberal just means "a lot"

Don't be afraid to get liberal with the bullets: we've got way too many as it is. Just spray n' pray!

by Treima May 17, 2006

literally

unless you add the word 'literally' people wont get the full meaning of your sentance.

Holy cow! That broccoli soup tastes like crap, but not literally of course.

by Orange Hat July 9, 2005

Liberal

Modern liberalism in America is simply not true liberalism. it is actually closer to statism. Statism is the idea that the state should control and regulate aspects of life. Liberalism, in its originally intended form, as described by Henry Thoreau, is exactly the same as modern conservatism. Conservatism in the United States is the conservation of the Founding Father's liberalism, classical liberalism. modern liberalism is simply statism and socialism.

"...liberalism is a misnomer for the liberals. If we were back in the days of the Revolution, so-called conservatives today would be the Liberals and the liberals would be the Tories." -Ronald Reagan

by Thomas Washington Thoreau July 19, 2010

LIBERALS

Jerks who will censor you if you speak against them or dissent from their viewpoint one iota.
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If you speak against liberals watch your free speech vanish before your very eyes.

Liberals are jerks who practice the worst,most despicable,most dangerous type of censorship.

by free speech December 28, 2005

liberals

1. People who are really annoying and always seem to think that they want you to hear there views. On every topic. All the time. They are very serious about their politics but don't realize that nobody cares about their horribly mundane lives going to conventions and wearing political t-shirts.

Random Liberals: George Bush is a criminal.
Me: I dont really like him but shut the fuck up anyways.
Random Liberals: Lets give more money to the poor and impeach the President.
Me: *stabs them and walks away*......just killed some more liberals.

by alilhappything January 11, 2006

Literal Larry

Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...

1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?

Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...

2.)

Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.

Literal larry struck again!

by Oso Polar March 15, 2011