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Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.
I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.
by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018
mugGet the Lazy Screwdrivermug.

Lazy

Sam is lazy.
by jabberboxx April 21, 2017
mugGet the Lazymug.

Lazy

When Cody is too fucking lazy to do his own job and he asks everyone to do it for him.
Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)
by Nofucks0361 March 20, 2019
mugGet the Lazymug.

Lazy employee

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee
by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022
mugGet the Lazy employeemug.

Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
mugGet the Lazy hamstermug.

Foxy lazy

She was watching tv bring foxy lazy
by Robin of Foxley September 26, 2020
mugGet the Foxy lazymug.

lazy

people who don't do shit like go outside
by penis denis March 19, 2022
mugGet the lazymug.

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