Knob (nob) ; small bowldering ball like handle usually on a door but could also be a growth on a plant or human body part.
by Civilized Layer July 5, 2020
Get the Knobmug. In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022
Get the Knob Blobbinmug. When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.
“You plonck knob!”
“You plonck knob!”
by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021
Get the Plonck Knobmug. My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
by Bunkylove April 5, 2017
Get the knob buttermug. A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019
Get the knob elfmug. A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person
Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!
by Mike December 26, 2004
Get the this knobmug. 