im gonna kill myself

something u say when something embarrassing happens

oh shit he saw me jerking off, im gonna kill myself

by eunicrn March 23, 2022

Beau will kill me

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p

Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title

by BIGG D February 17, 2022

You cant kill me!

I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!

You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!

by Felix Morningstar the Cunt December 4, 2022

kick and kill

To kick (remove) a player from your party and kill them, a specialty in Albion online

Our tank has full 8.3! Let's kick and kill him when he goes down to mobs

by LOVERWOLFVIOLET17 May 6, 2023

Review to a kill

When the marketing department of a company decides to surreptitiously post a glowing review on a review section online to increase the star rating of their business. The term is only applicable when key phrases and management speak are used in the prose to highlight it wasn't written by a person in the real world and makes it glaringly obvious it is a desperate attempt to curry favour. More often than not this will be diametrically opposed to all the other reviews which have been ultra critical

Have you seen that one positive review of Love Actually
Yes it is the only one on there. This is blatantly written by Richard Curtis for the decade anniversary. No one will see through that
Yes what a review to a kill

by wilbur smith February 16, 2013

I'm going to kill myself

Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself

by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.

person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

by dylansgirlfriend2000 November 3, 2022