Jessica

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.

Person 1: Where is Jessica?
Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.

by pappi7394$848 June 11, 2023

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Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

by Jecca456 August 14, 2020

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The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.

Stop being such a Jessica.

by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025

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Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy

Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom

by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020

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Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022

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Jessica

Jessica is a very sweet human being. She's kind, caring, pretty and funny. She cares about everyone around her. Other ways to use the word Jessica are Jess or Jessie.

Jessica has 4 siblings, two dogs and one cat. Jessica is married to a woman named Par and she loves Par dearly and has no clue about what to do without her Par.

Jessica, did you see the bark bark arf arf crack crack boom boom

by Ida! March 13, 2024

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