january 24 

someone dumb who loves halloween more then christmas.

jenn: why is everyone forgetting about halloween it’s only january 24th😡
me: because christmas is better

january 24 by uhohstinkytehe October 13, 2019

january 18 

The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah

Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS

january 18 by A crazy Child April 20, 2019

January 3 

Dress as a VSCO GIRL/BOY for the day!

Julie: “-and I oop, dropped my hydro flasksksksksk.”
Liam: “Why the hell are you saying that, ITS SOOOO ANNOYING!”
Julie: “ because it’s January 3rd, hahaha.”

January 3 by Unknown crackhead November 5, 2019

January 15

You are a very smart a Homosexual or a feminist either or u are very stupid -Dhonnivon

January 15 is my birthday

January 15 by Roller magic October 20, 2019

January 24th 

National run away from Kara day! An extension of the original classic playground game.

Friend: Hey, where’s Kara?
Everyone: It’s January 24th... Oh did you forget? today’s national run away from Kara day, it’s the second most celebrated holiday in America!
Friend: OMG I can’t believe I forgot!

January 24th by Emilysabatino October 16, 2019

January 26th

The Best Day Of The Fucking Year (Australia Day)

Mad Cunt 1: Oi

Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow

Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!

January 26th by Pussy Fucker . 69 October 28, 2019

January 19 

National Bully a tall person day

short kid: y’all tryna smooch a giraffe today? It’s January 19

tall kid: cries

January 19 by gangganfsktrrrrtt January 19, 2021