The most beautiful, perfect and funny girl in existence. She will manage to make any day no matter how miserable it is just absolutely perfect.
by TheWorldsRealOpinion June 27, 2025
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-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021
Get the jessica mcgovern mug.A very talented human being that just wants attention. Pretends to care about others so she seems like she has a big heart so guys will be attracted to her but she actually doesn’t and is SUPER fake
by Xxkms November 7, 2018
Get the Jessica Bamford mug.A jessica is the hottest girl you would ever meet. She is a bit of a weird one at that. Being both nerdy and crazy she can bring a smile to everyones day. She is the type to be doing advanced maths and advanced english oh no wait Extension english. Anyone to have a jessica in their lives are blessed by the angels or the devil at that. She is the biggest cookie eater you would ever meet and makes everyones day a lot more better. Everyone loves her and is willing t gain help and seek advice from a Jessica
by Jack Burric May 12, 2022
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.
Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.
by Jessica Smither September 12, 2021
Get the Jessica Smith mug.A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
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Get the jessica dream simp mug.super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)
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