Tuna Confetti

When your significant other is angry with you and the normal “calm down” or shut the fuck up fails. Simply switch out their Tampons with “Party poppers” upon removal you will have a fresh serving of Tuna Confetti. Long live Ramtucky!

My girl was so angry I switched her Tampons to party poppers because who doesn’t love an angry bang!

shut up and make me Tuna Confetti !

by Carpet Muncher 9,000 May 2, 2023

Tuna Plated

When you soak your dildo in tuna juices then letting it dry over and over before you use it.

"OMG girl, I tuna plated my dildo last week, and it smells so horrible. I dare you to use it."

by KiyoshiKane May 19, 2024

Tuna Crib

In the game of cribbage, the dealer gets an extra hand "the crib". Now, when the sum total of that hand is 2 or less it is reffered to as a "Tuna Crib"

Arghhh.... This shitty Tuna Crib cost me the game!

by Vonbrownstein November 5, 2009

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.

The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.

Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?

Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.

Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.

by Exotic_Tripps October 8, 2024

Tuna melt

What British boys in my school call others when they don’t wanna “scrap them behind the runcie building” or “shank me up” it is usually used in a way of saying “your scared 😹”
Translation:
British boy: “you wanna shank me up?? (The opponent says no) Oh you tuna melt, you absolute bean! 😾”
English: “do you want to fight? (They say no) oh your too scared haha! You wimp! 😹”

British boy: OI JASON! 😾 YOU WANNA SCRAP BEHIND THE SPORTS HALL AT LUNCH?”
Jason: nah bro I don’t wanna get in trouble

British boy: OH YOU TUNA MELT MATE, YOUR WEAK 😹😹”

by nxverxlden December 18, 2022

saggy tuna

A nasty ugly fat cut that likes fat dick in there nose

Ew look at that saggy tuna over there

by Gagaha March 5, 2017

gone off tuna

When you leave tuna in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off tuna smells like guts.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023